Potterfoundthe_Tardis

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small-baby-chihiro:

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everythingmilk:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

WHAT THE FUCKING EGG

Can you imagine spraying this stuff on your cosplay props though?  THEY WOULD NEVER BREAK AGAIN

Okay but I looked this up and they literally make a version for military use. They show two identical walls, one sprayed with the thing. Then they show the aftermath of an explosion on the other side of the wall. The normal wall fell apart. The sprayed wall was fine. What is this fucking bullshit sorcery.

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Parent to child at the library:
Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child:
We'll wake up the books.
Parent:
That's right.

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psyducked:

Hey sorry for being lame, but after a series of personal issues with my mother openly deciding she doesn’t want to be a mother anymore, I am in need of a place to live in the SF Bay Area. If you know anyone in the area who has something available please message me, if you have friends that live in the area please share this, and if we’re already friends on Facebook please like that status because it’ll show in more peoples feeds that way, with Facebook’s system of only showing posts that contain trending words or have a lot of likes/comments. Not asking for money or anything like that since I do have a steady part time job I just need a safe place to sleep.

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kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

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